Thursday, 19 February 2009

• 20 Things I Hate About Her

  1.       Your intimacy issues make it impossible to get close to you.

  2.       You are bipolar.   When you are up, things are great, when you are down, you make life miserable.

  3.       You are able to destroy a friendship and then act like nothing is wrong.

  4.       You claim to want to date guys but you also hate it when they flirt with you because of said intimacy issues.

  5.       You let me do so many favors for you but cannot in turn act like a human being.

  6.       You want to avoid awkward conversations and so would rather turn the entire semester into one long awkward encounter.

  7.       You say cruel things to your closest friend in an attempt to drive him away.

  8.       You waste money on gym memberships, Netflix, health food, etc, and then complain that you cannot afford to do things that you want.

  9.       Because of your whining, you were the only grad student to get fully funded.  The rest of us are in essence paying for your school.

  10.   You whine about being overly stressed yet you fill up your schedule with classes that you know will be stressful.

  11.   You envy success, you are not happy for other people.

  12.   You lack tact and people skills.   You are overbearing.

  13.   You claim all guys want to do is use you and then discard you when they are done, but that is exactly what you did to me.  Once I had given you rides, helped you move, run your errands and even warmed your bed, you cut me off and now you won’t say three words to me.

  14.   I cannot go a single day without seeing something that reminds me of some inside joke or experience we shared.

  15.   Your insecurities about your appearance are tedious.  Every time we eat fast food I have to hear about how fat you are or how gross your double chin is.

  16.   You freaked out and hurt me and then promised it would never happen again.  I believed you and it took all of two weeks before you did it again.

  17.   You blocked your facebook profile from me.  How petty is that?

  18.   You tell me you are depressed and then get angry when I get concerned by what looks like a cry for help.  At the same time, when I am depressed you could not care less.

  19.   You lie to yourself.  You don’t examine your own intentions and act completely irrationally.

  20.   We were best friends and then one day you decided I was dead to you but you did not even care enough to explain why.

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